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Old Nov 28, 2006, 02:08 PM // 14:08   #101
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"I'm thuper! Thankths for athking!" - all nearby male characters drop their weapons for 3...15 seconds while they attempt to chat you up.

"You are the weakest link! Goodbye!" - target team member is removed from the game, only to appear in next week's show.

"Norm!" - all nearby enemies become heavily drunk, complete with screen-warping effects.
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Old Nov 28, 2006, 02:55 PM // 14:55   #102
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"I said skip!"

Target ally who fails to skip the next cinematic within 10...4 seconds of it beginning becomes crippled and suffers from a deep wound for the next 8...16 seconds and are automatically forced to skip future cinematics. Can only be used on one ally per cinematic.
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Old Nov 28, 2006, 03:15 PM // 15:15   #103
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"It wasn't me!" - All allies in the area suffer poison. You cannot stop yourself from using this shout after that bean buritto dinner last night.

"Elvis has left the building!" - All other allies within earshot are disabled from shouting. All allies within earhot move for 33% faster for 10 seconds.

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Old Nov 28, 2006, 05:48 PM // 17:48   #104
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"all your base are belong to us!" - opposing guild-lord will be assimilated to your team
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Old Nov 29, 2006, 12:44 AM // 00:44   #105
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Default elementalist skill that didnt make it into nf

searing flames=almost instant recharging spam skill that causes aoe degen + hits for major dmg + involves no skill to use

o ya that did make it
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Old Nov 29, 2006, 11:38 AM // 11:38   #106
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"GG Shiro!" - Any NPCs or Allies within earshot, with the name "Shiro" instantly die.
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Old Nov 30, 2006, 03:40 PM // 15:40   #107
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"OH NO" Shout You shiver and then explode for 100 to 1000 damage to everything near by. If any thing is killed by this they too explode in the same way.

"OH NO Its a SIN" Chant Can only be used in out posts by players not have a sin in thier account. Causes all players in target district who have sins to have thier accouts deleted and thier stuff randomly given to others.

"You can't stop us, we are on a mission from god" Shout Can only be use if your the last person left alive and under 10% health. Causes everyone in your party to be resed and restored to full heath, energy and have +10 regen to both. When you complete the mission. Your prevented for loging on to for GW for 10 to 20 years.
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Old Dec 02, 2006, 09:25 PM // 21:25   #108
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"We got ************* snakes on the ************* plane!"

A huge plane loaded with snakes with Samuel L Jackson flying it will crash near you and kill every one in the map.
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Old Dec 04, 2006, 05:44 PM // 17:44   #109
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"Don't Count Your Eggs" Elite Signet
Glint's egg appears in target foes hands. For 30...90 seconds Glint appears to demolish all foes in the area. This Signet only recharges when you gain a morale boost.
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Old Dec 05, 2006, 03:09 PM // 15:09   #110
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"Vahaa Lagaa!" Elite Shout, all target foes
within earshot suffer a lag spike, they can't attack and if target is enchanted they get err007.

"Bring in the Lag" Shout, all targets get lag, lag makes all foes move 100% and recharge time take 300% longer casting time 200% longer. When lag ends, target forced to leave game (err007).

"Plant the Decoys!" Elite Shout, allied targets drop decoy gold rare salvagable items, when salvaged they get err011 (unable to complete following action)
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"You all Suck!" shout, you are forced to leave the game for some reason
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Old Dec 05, 2006, 04:20 PM // 16:20   #111
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Funny ones 1st:

'I'm Not Dead!' - 5e, 0Rc: Attract all enemy aggro. Give it 5 seconds and you will be Attribute: Python Mastery

'Fecher la Vache!' - 15e, 5CT, 60SR: All party members within earshot go off to fetch a cow to fire at target foe. Target foe gets flattened. Moo. Attribute: Python Mastery

'Run Away!' - 10e, 30SR: You flee like the silly english kniggit you are. Attribute: Python Mastery

'Cant I just have a Little Peril?' - 7adr: If there is an ally or foe named 'Zut' or 'Thingy' in range, you spank them and gain 10,000 energy. If there is a 'Lancelot in earshot, this skill fails. Attribute: Python Mastery

Semi serious:

'Steady!' - 15e: For 3...12 seconds, target ally within earshot cannot be knocked down or interrupted. This is an Elite Skill. Attribute: Command

'On My Mark!' - 25e: For 5 seconds, this skill does nothing. Upon the expiration of the 5 seconds, 1...6 party members in earshot are affected by this shout for 1 second. Any skill that targets a foe that is activated within that second will deal double damage. This is a Very Elite Skill. Attribute: Leadership.

'Fear No Darkness!' - 10e: For 60 seconds, all allies in earshot gain 1...5 Damage Reduction vs Dark, Shadow and Chaos Damage. Attribute: Motivation.

'Step Aside!' - 5e: If target ally within earshot is below 50% health, the next 1...4 times they lose health, the loss is redirected to you. Attribute: Command

'I'll Handle This!' - 10e: If target ally within earshot is below 50% health, you dash in to aid them. You switch places and both you and target ally gain 1...4 Health Regeneration. Attribute: Leadership.
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